How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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