I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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