If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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