I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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