I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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