And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
now i know why i became what i already was.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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