is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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