i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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