Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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