quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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