no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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