your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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