For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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