I should be sponsored by Trojan
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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