were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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