Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You can't motorboat a personality
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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