Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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