So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Randomize
