it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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