can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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