Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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