I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
We left the knife in your bed.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Randomize
