I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
