all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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