David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
whose parrot is this?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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