ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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