love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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