we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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