We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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