sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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