if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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