sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
