wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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