I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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