My balls are so social today.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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