ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Randomize