so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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