Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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