Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
No subtext here. People are naked.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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