i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
