no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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