What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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