I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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