yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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