you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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