This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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