My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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