idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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