peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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