So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
try to milk me bitch
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I did not marry a roomba.
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