Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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