sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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