Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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