I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
last night I used snow as a chaser
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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