Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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