When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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