You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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